Halloween is always TODAY
So you probably wondering why I am dressed up like a gold digger Leprachaun? And I will tell you over and over and over again that its Halloween. You're probably ask, "But its not Laurel." And I will over and over again, say "its close to Halloween."
"Um no Laurel its like months away."
"I disagree. OK? I disagree. Any time that somewhat close to Halloween is Halloween. Ok, listen I learned this from marketing. (open hands) I mean, in 365 one of those Days is Halloween and it is one of those days. (slap my hands together) Do you see my logic here? No nobody understands this kind of logic. It too complex for you people."
Breakdown crying! Its fine. Im wayyy to excited for me own good. I know I know. Im working it in therapy. I just (blubbering) LOVE Halloween ok?! Don't look at me like that!
I just love Halloween. LOVE LOVE IT! Youuuu got me! You guys are smarter than I thought! Sneaking around out there.
I can't believe people who have parties in the same week as Halloween. And its not a Halloween party! Have you ever gone to one of those? I went to my friends party, dressed up like a gold digger leprechaun. I show up, like so excited I can't even contain it, and I ring the door bell (diiiiing) and the door opens and I just let it all out. "Eeeeeeeeh, I here to party. Wooohooo. Brign on the boose. I want some weeed. Sphhhhh." And Im spraying people with the champagne I brought and then I realize…
Ohhhh oh sorry. Um, yeah um um um. I didn't know this was a dinner party. Oh yeah. Ok well I thought cuz its like the day before halloween. I mean, we can make a Halloween party. And like um we can make it a Halloween party now if you want, if that up to you I understand where you're coming from, it IS Halloween in like less than 24 hours. I can show you how to make those napkins into cat ears. I mean, if you want, I be more than happy. And he can be the clown oput come red pudding on his nose. CLOWN. done. See its easy. And quite frankly between me and you….this party is lame and unHalloween themed, I mean it’s a lame excuse for a Unhalloweened party…so if that’s what you want to do. If you twist my arm, then ok we can CAN make this a Halloween party.
"Um Laurel its my engagement party."
"Yeah, well that is lame. Just tell me why everyone is not dressed up in Goblin and Sea Witch attire. It lame. It’s a waste of life. And the doors right over there. You can see yourself out the door and I will have a Halloween party by myself. "
AND hence I don't have any friends.
posted by Laurel @ 4:10 PM
1 Comments:
This is awesome!!! If this really happened i need to see pics and or video.. oh to be a fly on the wall at that party. Part of me would want to live this story as you knowing it was not a dress up party just so i could make the point that it should have been.... Or If the story was set a year later i could have escorted you dressed as the joker asking people " why so serious" and asking it to the point that only I found it funny.
For years I have felt that Halloween had turned into a time for all girls to become "whores". I say that with no disrespect to whores who are whores by profession. Please do not misunderstand me i have no problem with all my friend's girlfriends and wives prancing around in there underwear feeling all sexy and ultra desirable.I think deep down they wish they could feel this desirable all year around but only feel its culturally acceptable to do it this 1 day a year. This brings me to your story. I am with you 100%. I think people should feel free to express them self and be them self all year around as they see fit ... i often am not in the mood to dress up on Halloween but may feel like it on other random days and do. so in closing you rule ... there lame .... why so serious?
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